Welcome to Travelling Drunk. We put up this site to record the stupidity and chaos that occurs continuously when one or all of us starts drinking, or really just ventures outside for more than five minutes. This site should help save our friends from overloaded in-boxes and amuse those that stumble, bleary eyed across it. (But remember: it's not for mums!)
The Porn Star Date
by Simon Jackson · 21 November 05 / Comment [1]
Golf Cart rampage
by SearchingForMrRight · 7 November 05 / Comment
The Simon Effect
by Simon Jackson · 6 November 05 / Comment
...Courtesy of FishDawg
by Phil Saunders · 8 September 05 / Comment
The Worst Way To Go Through Customs
by SearchingForMrRight · 18 August 05 / Comment
Mexican Whorehouse You Say? Sounds Safe Enough!
by SearchingForMrRight · 12 August 05 / Comment
Centre of the Universe - Return of the Gay Stalker
by Phil Saunders · 5 August 05 / Comment [1]
Melbourne Madness
by SearchingForMrRight · 5 June 05 / Comment [2]
Friday Night's Alright (For Category 'A' Drugs)
by Phil Saunders · 2 May 05 / Comment [7]
TravellingStoned - The Amsterdam Experience
by Phil Saunders · 27 March 05 / Comment [1]
On Begging and Banditry and other barely legal pursuits
by Simon Jackson · 23 March 05 / Comment
The Beef in Beer Story – One from the Vault
by Simon Jackson · 8 March 05 / Comment [2]
La Reunion
by Simon Jackson · 5 March 05 / Comment [4]
The Defining Moment of Monday Night...
by Phil Saunders · 29 January 05 / Comment
The Pierced Nipple Story
by Phil Saunders · 20 January 05 / Comment [18]
Episode 125 - In Which Arm Fetishes Scare Your Intrepid Barman
by Phil Saunders · 11 January 05 / Comment [4]
Keith Annexes Fishdawg's Bathroom
by Keith Austin · 6 January 05 / Comment [3]
Keeping the 'XXX' in X-mas
by Phil Saunders · 9 December 04 / Comment
Dark Nights and Dogs 2 : One From the Vault
by SearchingForMrRight · 28 November 04 / Comment
Dark Nights and Dogs
by SearchingForMrRight · 24 November 04 / Comment
Free bars and Their Consequences : Round Two
by SearchingForMrRight · 20 November 04 / Comment [1]
A Cautionary Tale About Taking Undue Advantage of Free Bars
by Phil Saunders · 18 November 04 / Comment [3]
The loves of SearchingForMrRight
by SearchingForMrRight · 14 November 04 / Comment [7]
The Fun Gene Strikes Back
by Simon Jackson · 13 November 04 / Comment [2]
Second Hand Knowledge : What Ever Became of Friday?
by Phil Saunders · 11 November 04 / Comment [1]
A different slice of the East Coast
by Simon Jackson · 30 October 04 / Comment [6]
TravellingDrunk - Only Good in Theory : The Tennessee Story
by Phil Saunders · 28 October 04 / Comment [2]
Simon commits the unforgiveable sin
by Simon Jackson · 26 October 04 / Comment [2]
Vomit Escapades on a Saturday Night in Sydney
by AnimalLover and T-Bird · 23 October 04 / Comment
The Origin of Simon and SwopShop
by Simon Jackson · 16 October 04 / Comment [1]
Keith Comes a-Visiting Part Two - Fat Cancer
by Phil Saunders · 22 September 04 / Comment [1]
Keith Comes a-Visiting Part One - Toilet Humour
by Phil Saunders · 13 September 04 / Comment [3]
The other side to SoberBrother
by Simon Jackson · 11 September 04 / Comment [3]
Back to Oz, Flash's Birthday and Bad 80's Music
by Simon Jackson · 6 September 04 / Comment
Chicago Rocks!
by Simon Jackson · 4 September 04 / Comment [1]
On Free Bars and Their Hidden Draw-Backs
by Phil Saunders · 2 September 04 / Comment [4]
God gets a night out
by Simon Jackson · 29 August 04 / Comment [1]
The Madness of King James
by Phil Saunders · 26 August 04 / Comment [3]
False Idols : Nice
by Phil Saunders · 18 August 04 / Comment [4]
Rollover George Washington
by Simon Jackson · 14 August 04 / Comment
Alas, Poor Drunkards... The Farewell Tour of London and Suffolk
by Phil Saunders · 23 July 04 / Comment [5]
WritingDrunk - Naked Telly Chicks, Triffids and The Prisoner
by Phil Saunders · 17 July 04 / Comment [1]
Home Sweet Home
by Simon Jackson · 15 July 04 / Comment [5]
Pukebox Jury – One from the Vault
by Simon Jackson · 14 July 04 / Comment [1]
The English Haircut Story - One From the Vault (Updated)
by Phil Saunders · 13 July 04 / Comments [3]
He's in a Wheelchair : Phil and Jizz do Ipswich
by Phil Saunders · 11 July 04 / Comment [1]
The Frozen Penis Story
by Simon Jackson · 6 July 04 / Comment
Home, the Paedophile Boyfriend and the Capital of Tanzania
by Phil Saunders · 5 July 04 / Comment
Is it worth going travelling?
by Simon Jackson · 5 July 04 / Comment [1]
Hey little boy, want some Candy? a NZ story...
by Simon Jackson · 5 July 04 / Comment
It's the end of the world as we know it...
by Simon Jackson · 4 July 04 / Comment [1]
God goes Fishing
by Simon Jackson · 3 July 04 / Comment [2]
The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Done in my Life (Possibly)
by Phil Saunders · 15 June 04 / Comment [4]
LRH's Birthday - Our Scientology Experience
by Simon Jackson · 7 June 04 / Comments [2]
Travelling(The East Coast)Drunk
by Phil Saunders · 4 June 04 / Comment [1]
Norwegian Wood - An East Coast Story
by Phil Saunders · 5 May 04 / Comment [5]
You're all cunts .... again...
by Simon Jackson · 16 April 04 / Comment [2]
A smashing time
by Simon Jackson · 8 April 04 / Comments [1]
BobaFett's Ugandan Adventure
by Phil Saunders · 8 April 04 / Comments [2]
Role Reversal : An Usher Abuses Phil
by Phil Saunders · 6 April 04 / Comments [2]
In Search of the Perfect Caramel Slice - An East Coast Story
by Phil Saunders · 5 April 04 / Comments [1]
Things We Won't be Mentioning: A Quick Story Regarding Friday Night
by Phil Saunders · 4 April 04 / Comments [2]
The Full Moon Story - another L.A. tale
by Simon Jackson · 4 April 04 / Comments
Homeless Ho's - another L.A. Story
by Simon Jackson · 3 April 04 / Comments
Legal Drugs are Bad Mmmmkay...
by SearchingForMrRight · 21 March 04 / Comments
Tequila's Birthday Sunrise
by Keith Austin · 21 March 04 / Comments
Mardi Gras Mayhem
by Simon Jackson · 14 March 04 / Comments
The BurnBabyBurn Story
by Simon Jackson · 6 March 04 / Comments
Chimps are Fun - An East Coast Story
by Phil Saunders · 5 March 04 / Comments [1]
Thrills, Pills and Chills
by Simon Jackson · 4 March 04 / Comments
Spank my ass in WA!
by Simon Jackson · 26 February 04 / Comments [1]
ChickenDancer’s Pub Crawl
by Simon Jackson · 15 February 04 / Comments
The Stoned Cat Story
by Simon Jackson · 14 February 04 / Comments [2]
The Saddest Story I Ever Heard
by Phil Saunders · 13 February 04 / Comments
Janet Jackson
by Simon Jackson · 10 February 04 / Comments
Fisherman's Friends
by Phil Saunders · 10 February 04 / Comments
Breaking all our friends
by Simon Jackson · 9 February 04 / Comments
Fuck All in Fiji
by Simon Jackson · 6 February 04 / Comments
[Night Deleted]
by Simon Jackson · 5 February 04 / Comments [10]
Time Travel is a Filthy Habit
by Phil Saunders · 2 February 04 / Comments
The Drunken Taxi Story – One from the Vault
by Simon Jackson · 31 January 04 / Comments
Simon turns Jedi
by Simon Jackson · 31 January 04 / Comments
[CommentDeleted]’s Birthday
by Simon Jackson · 31 January 04 / Comments
The Surprising Hen Night
by Santana Aston · 28 January 04 / Comments
The Scariest Thing I have ever seen
by Phil Saunders · 28 January 04 / Comments
Keith is Broken! Keith is Broken!
by Phil Saunders · 27 January 04 / Comments [1]
The Dublin Faeces Incident
by Ciara · 18 January 04 / Comments
Si's Stag Night
by Greg Jackson · 18 January 04 / Comments
Dope for a Dope – A Kings Cross Tale
by Simon Jackson · 18 January 04 / Comments
The Gay Car story - One From the Vault
by Phil Saunders · 18 January 04 / Comments
Bub in the Woods - One From the Vault
by Phil Saunders · 18 January 04 / Comments
More Work Party Carnage
by Simon Jackson · 18 January 04 / Comments
Being shamed by the girls
by Simon Jackson · 18 January 04 / Comments
Phil Knows What You Did Last Summer
by Phil Saunders · 12 January 04 / Comments
Drunken card games at JP's house
by Greg Jackson · 9 January 04 / Comments
Coogee Beach Tantrums
by Phil Saunders · 9 January 04 / Comments
THE MORRIGAN VERSUS GIMP GIRL
by Santana Aston · 8 January 04 / Comments
Simon's 21st Birthday
by Greg Jackson · 8 January 04 / Comments
SoberBrother goes swimming in a fountain
by Greg Jackson · 5 January 04 / Comments
The Shit Ceiling Story - One From the Vault
by Phil Saunders · 5 January 04 / Comments [3]
The Hostel Eviction Story – A Kings Cross Tale
by Simon Jackson · 5 January 04 / Comments [6]
Xmas Day Drinkathon
by Phil Saunders · 5 January 04 / Comments
New Year Blagging
by Simon Jackson · 2 January 04 / Comments [9]
XMAS Eve's Lesbian Lust
by Ciara · 30 December 03 / Comments [1]
Christmas Eve what a drag!
by · 27 December 03 / Comments
Free Bar! Free Bar!
by Phil Saunders · 25 December 03 / Comments
Saturday Night Fever
by Simon Jackson · 24 December 03 / Comments
Dick Nasty fails to bribe a bouncer
by Richard · 23 December 03 / Comments
LSD 2 - The Revenge
by Phil Saunders · 21 December 03 / Comments [7]
Keith Beats a Girl
by Simon Jackson · 19 December 03 / Comments
The Makarora Incident
by Phil Saunders · 18 December 03 / Comments
Nigerian Scammer Baiting
by Phil Saunders · 18 December 03 / Comments
That end of work thang...
by Simon Jackson · 18 December 03 / Comments
Dick Nasty gets drunk at a staff party.
by Richard · 6 December 03 / Comments
The world cup winning night
by Simon Jackson · 5 December 03 / Comments
Menage a trois anyone?
by Simon Jackson · 18 November 03 / Comments
The LSD Balcony Night
by Simon Jackson · 13 November 03 / Comments [2]
New Year is Bewildering - The Nubian Princess
by Phil Saunders · 9 November 03 / Comments [3]
The Spanish Lay-By Incident
by Simon Jackson · 9 November 03 / Comments [1]
I declare love for Keith
by Simon Jackson · 8 November 03 / Comments [1]
ChickenDancer's Birthday
by Phil Saunders · 7 November 03 / Comments
The Infamous Jerry Springer Party
by Simon Jackson · 7 November 03 / Comments [3]
Halloween can be scary
by Phil Saunders · 7 November 03 / Comments [1]
How the Bet was Won and Lost
by Simon Jackson · 6 November 03 / Comments
House 36 have a party
by Simon Jackson · 6 November 03 / Comments
The Fetish Club Story
by Phil Saunders · 6 November 03 / Comments
Truth or Dare Night!
by Simon Jackson · 5 November 03 / Comments
Speed Dating!
by Simon Jackson · 5 November 03 / Comments [1]
Chivalry Sucks Ass!
by Simon Jackson · 5 November 03 / Comments